Adopted by Phan

The One Where Luna Gets Adopted.

Luna: 17 years old, emo, blue hair, band and YouTube crazy
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Luna's pov
I wake up to the sound of my alarm clock blaring Crazy=Genius by Panic! At The Disco. I take my alarm and throw it across my room, leaving a dent when it hit the wall. I got up and got some clothes, and walked to the bathroom to get a shower. I get in and relax as I feel the warm water hit my face. I then get out and get dressed, I put on a Blink-182 shirt, some tight black skinny jeans, a Panic! beanie, and my black Vans. I pick up my phone, and walk back to my room I then lay on my bed watching a Dan and Phil Sims 4 video, after watching it I head downstairs. I walk past 'the angels' group watching Pretty Little Lairs, perfect for that petty little group. I decide to go sit on the couch with some earphones in, unfortunately for me the pettys where in the same room as the couch.
"Oh look who's here," Macy the oldest 'angel' who is 16 starts
"The little emo freak, what are you still doing here...hmm maybe it's because no one wants you hahaha!" The rest of them laugh along with her. Just then her 'perfect, stunning, talented' boyfriend, Nelson walks in, he gives me the death glare. He looks like he could be I don't know one hundred! He has the same stupid curls that have now gone completely gray, even though hes only 15. He put his arm around Macy and the return to their show. I stay in my spot until, the head, Miss Carlson throws me on the floor. I'm to tired to care so, I just lay there until my best friend, Harvey picks me up and heads to our shared room.
"Hey, you took me from my comfy floor!" I whine as we lay on his bed
"Really you would rather be on the floor than next to me on a soft bed?" He asks
"But the floor was sooooftttt!" I groan and bury my face in my friends shirt. We laugh and he starts to pet me, I start to slowly drift to sleep.
(*^*) LE TIME SKEEP (*^*)
We wake up to the sound of the intercom blaring "All girls and boys ages 14 to 18 please report to the adoption room!" Harvey and I walk, well Harvey walked and I was on his back, to the adoption room. I put in one earphone and I gave the other to Harve, we started humming to Womanizer by Brittney Spears. I jumped off him as I was called to the 17 year age group, sadly parting ways with Harves as he was 18. I start messing around with my choker, and singing Miss Jackson. I look up and I see two guys, one with chocolate brown eyes and curly hair, he was in a sweatshirt that had something written on the sleeves but, I couldn't read it. The other had bright blue eyes and straight black hair in a perfect emo fringe, he was wearing a My Neighbor Totoro shirt, wait where have I seen these two before....oh, I know IT'S DAN AND PHIL! MY GOD, WAIT IF... PHAN IS REAL! I think in my head. I'm able to control my emotions, I've done this since I was 4. Macy's birthday was today so Miss Carlson put her with the seventeen years olds.
"Your never going to be adopted emo freak, might as well head back to your and Havey or whatever's cave called your room!" Macy says loud enough for everyone to hear.
"Yo, hey how long have you been here blonde?" Dan asks
"About 9 years why, you gonna adopt me over that emo princess because that would be fabulous!" Dan looks at Phil for a moment and smiles softly.
"Um...sirs, can i ask you something?" A 'beauty' girl asks. Phil makes a noise and she continues, "Are you two dating?" She asks, the room goes silent. In my head I start screaming Yes. Phil takes out his phone and...texts someone. Dan looks at Phil and nods, a simple "no" was said by Phil. I simply hum The Internet is Here. I get a few girls and two guys' attention. I keep going for a while.
"Without the internet," I hear Dan sing
"We never would've met," Phil takes up the lyrics
"Never be here on a stage doing things we might regret!" I finish
(^#^) le toom skoop (^#^)
Me and Harves walk to our room and start lightly swaying while listening to some Journey. I sat on his lap and him on the beanbag. Right in the middle of Faithfully the stupid intercom yells;
"Luna please report to the front desk with your things, I repeat report to the front desk with your things!" We sit there until the songs done and start packing which to about 5 minutes. We walk down the stairs, honestly I don't want to leave and, want to leave at the same time. I will miss Harvey a whole lot, we've never been separated since we were 5 and 6.
"Hey kiddo, got your things?" Dan says smiling
"Yeah..." I say still hugging Harvey
"What about you Harvey?" Phil asks
"Me?"
"Yeah silly, our friends Troye and Tyler asked to bring their new adopted son to them!" Phil smiles brightly. After we get in the car (lets just pretend D&P own a Jeep) we ask if they can put on the radio. They agree and turn it on, I hear the start of Nicotine come on and us teens start singing.
"Wow, you guys have Brendon Urie's vocal range!" We all laugh and continue getting to know each other. We start to slow down and pull in a drive way, which I'm guessing is Tyler Oakley's. We walk in the door and I admire the house, I then feel I presents behind me. I turn around with my fists tight, and then I see a scared Tyler in front of me. Poor thing. I reach for him and help him up and hug him.
"Hey, don't swing at me please I'm just an innocent little gaybie!" He says
"Innocent? Anyways I'm Luna, Dan and Phil's daughter," I smile and we laugh
"We have delivered the package child to Harry Potter!" Dan yells
"Hi, I'm Harvey!" They say hugging
"And I'm one of your new dads!"
"Cool, hey Luna we both have the type of parents we wanted," Harves says
"Yes, I guess we did!"
"What? Youtubers?"
"Yeah!"
"Anyways nice meeting ya Ty Ty!"
"Bye gurl! FaceTime me before you go to sleep!" Ty says as we leave 

Song of the Chapter: Crazy=Genius by Panic! At The Disco