Adopted by Phan

That One Where Luna Makes The Cafeteria Laugh At Britney Scancer.

"You have a great family," Amber takes a sip of her drink
"..-" I can't think of what to say, so I just don't.
"It's 11. I'm gonna get some sleep," I say
"Ok, night," Am rolls over on the couch and immediately falls asleep. I try to get some sleep, but I keep waking up every 5 minutes, so I decide to text someone.
Graceffa
L: hey JG
G: hey what r u doin up its 1
L: I'm bored Amber fell asleep and I keep waking up every 5 mins
*Ding*
Hay Hay
H: unlock the door I brought pizza
L: it's 3am
H: do you want the pizza or not
L: on my way
H: hurry what r u doing
L: putting clothing on
H:😐
L:🖐😞🖑
H: finally
"Well, good morning to you too." I huff
"Pineapple, bacon, pepperoni pizza?" He nods yes
"You know me too well." I take the pizza and we head out back, careful not to wake Amber up.
"Anyways, why you up at 3am?" Hayden asks
"Same to you," I retort
"Hungry and bored, my parents are out of town right now so, I went to Papa John's and bought pizza." He smiles widely
~NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL I'M SORRY FOR YELLING IT'S 1AM AND I CAN'T SLEEP~
"Hey," some random dude says
"Hi." I say
"I'm Luke Rain," he says
"Luna Howell,"
"Like um, what's his name..." he thinks out loud
"Dan." Why is the most popular dude talkin to me? I hate popular kids.
"Yeah! That's it!"
Luke Rain; 18, blond, blue eyes, jock, 6'1, popular rich kid. Luke's mom is Missy Rain, model. Luke's dad is Kyle Rain, office manager.
Hayden South; 17, red fringe type thing going on, brown eyes, cool emo kid, 5'8, meh. Hayden's mom is Kate South, nurse. Hayden's dad is Kev, doctor.
Me; 17, blue and blond, blue eyes, coolest emo kid, 6'0, popular? Dad is Phil Howell/Lester, YouTuber. Daddy is Dan Howell/Lester, YouTuber.
Maddie Haley; 17, purple and black hair, brow eyes, cool, emo, can i stop writing bios? Yes. Cool thanks.
"Anyways, wanna go to Pasta Bellas Friday night?"
"Are you asking me out?"
"Maybe," he smirks a little thirsty much its 1am on a Tuesday night and I need water.
"Sure." What? I want free food!
"Meet me on the tables out side in your free period." And with that I walk off.
~lunch~
"Hey," I plop my tray down on the table.
"Sup," Maddie says
"So, I got asked out by Luke Rain."
"You said yes for free food didn't you?"
"Tony, Tony, Tony, OF COURSE I DID!" We high five around the table until the most popular girl comes over. Brittney Scancer.
"Ew! There's an emo rat in school." He cringed
"Oh look, it's Brittney Scanner. How honored am I to be in your presence!" I stand up and bow making the whole lunchroom laugh
"UH IT'S SCANCER!"
"Are your parents Wal-Mart scanners?" Tony laughs
"Anyways, which of your parents are MeTubers or whatever?"
"IT'S YOUTUBE!" Literally the entire cafeteria yells
"Luna Ross Howell at your service!" I stand on our table bowing on one knee
"Like Pill and Dib Howell?"
"I'M FACE PALMING OUTTA EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW!!" Hayden yells
"Dan and Phil stupid." I spit
"Whatever, anyways,"
"What do ya want, money, a new scan laser, some bar codes?" Get it? No? Every time I try and be funny...
"I'll say later." She walks off
"The...." I breath
"Your funny," Ugh, Luke again.
"So." He puts his arm around me
"Don't. Touch. Me." I punch him in the gut.
"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!" Everyone screams
I swung at Luke and hit him square in the face. He goes for my leg, but misses and trips. I decide that I won and went away.
"LUNA HOWELL REPORT TO THE FRONT OFFICE!" Well, there goes free period.
"What." I say bluntly to Mr. Carlin
"Brittney here says you and Luke Rain got into a fist fight? Am I correct?"
"Yeah, what you gonna do bout it?" I stare Brittney down while saying that to Carlin.
"Call your parents." Brittney gives a cocky smile
"Go ahead." He picks up the phone and rings Dan. He then turns on speaker.
"Dan Howell speaking,"
"Hello Mister Howell, I have your daughter Luna in my office,"
"Yes,"
"She and another boy got into a fist fight in the lunchroom today,"
"Did she win?"
"Sure did Daddy!" I say
"That's my girl!"
"But mister Howell you do understand that she has to leave school property immediately, right?"
"On my way."
"Thank you. Have a good day."

"Wow." Is all Carlin says
"I love my dads," I smile and lean back in the chair
"Well aren't you just perfect?" Carlin grunts
"Hey! I won a fight! In my defense- well, I kinda got bored." I chuckle
"Where's the winner?!" Dan bursts in
"Hey Dadyee!" Like I said, meme.
"Hey Girly! There's Maltesers in the car." We hug and go to grab my stuff
~meanwhile in the office~
"Hi Mr. Howell," Scanner says
"Hai." Dan says dragging out H.
"Dan! Hurry Josh is waiting!" A voice says
"Ready to go?" Daddy asks
"I'M READY TO GO GET ME OUTTA MY MI- OHMYGODITSBRENDONURIEWHATWHEREWHYJDJBRIHWOJFIBAIDBDIBWIBDI28BD8EBBDINDJEB!!!!" That was the voice Brendon fluffing Urie.
"Hey Lune, Dan we gotta hurry its 30 degrees outside and Josh is in the car
"Jishwa can wait. We need to congratulate my winning daughter!"
I grab the keys from Dan,
"LET'S GO SAVE JISHWA DOON!" I yell and Brendon and I run to save the red head Jish.
"JISH IS BEING SAVED BY THE ONE THE ONLY BREADBIN AND LUNA SKY!" I yell
"I like it, hi Breadbin Urine!" Josh says
"I'm not bread!" He whines
"It's better than a Luna Sky!" I screech
"Dani snot on fire get in the FLUFFING car!" I say as he gets in
"Wow." Is all I hear before I put in headphones.
"WAKE UP!!!!" Is that....RYAN ROSS!?!?
"CHEESEWHIZ?"
"Yes, it is I, the cheese whiz goddess!" He shouts and raises his arms
"Our nickname are turning out to be Pretty. Odd.,"
"Shut up Breadbin!" Jish Fish yells
"Anyways, let's introduce ourselves," Dan says
"Daniel Howell, dad, anime weeb, band freak,"
"Luna Howell, daughter, band trash number one, YouTube is life, NOT a furry!"
"Brendon Urie, husband, lead singer for Panic!, ex Viner,"
"Joshua Dun, best friend, drummer for Twenty Øne Piløts, smol bean,"
"Ryan Ross, married to cheese whiz, ex-Panic! member, Ryden,"
"Hayden South, coolest emo ever, jacket slush, band trash #2,"
"HAYDEN HOW ARE YOU HERE!?!" I'm confused
"So, my some if my favorite people are here, Daddy's here, Hayden's here, what going on?"
"Wow. I feel special." Dan says
"Same here," Hayden says
"Thank you from Jishy Fishy!" Josh hugs me
"Who wants dinner at my place?!" Breadbin shouts, and we all raise our hands like kids in a classroom. So we all pile in the Jeep and start our way to Santa Monica. Josh and I get stuck in the trunk while Breadbin is in the passenger, Dan driving and Ryan in the back with Hayden. It wasn't that cramped for me though, I sat on the opposite side of Josh and we were yell/singing to Spotify. LITMFAGCHWTHCO why does panic! have such long titles? comes on and all the dudes keep quiet except for Hayden.
"IS IT STILL ME THAT MAKES YOU SWEAT,"
"Hey! You can't sing that!" Breadbin yells
"I'm not the one who wrote it!" Not the best comeback ever but, it'll do.
"It feels like we've know each other for a long time though," Cheese whiz says
"I've listened to your guys' music since you first became bands," I say
"Ugh you tackey beach!" Bren yells in his white girl voice at Ryan when he sees what he's wearing.
"But, I got cheese whiz!" This convo right now is just a bunch of memes.
"I want Taco Bell!" I whine
"Are you Tyler Joseph or something?" Josh says
"NACHOBELLGRANDECHEESYGORTIAILIKEYOURNACHOSLIKEDIARREAH!!!" I sing
"Yup you're definitely Tyler," Hay mumbles audibly
"Come on trashcan crew, we're here!" Dan pulls in the drive way and we get out.

Hi trashcan crew! Yee! I has nothing to say! STAY KEWL MEH DOODES
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