Adopted by Phan

The One With Family Drama.

(A/n remember this is based in 2017, but they still have the old apartment but it's in L.A.)
"You ready to go?" Dan asks, I then smile and stop saying;
"I'M READY TO GO, GO O O O OO READY TO GOOOOOOO!"
"Okay then, so here's your new house new Howell-Lester," we all laugh and walk in the living room. My eyes scan the room, it being the end of August it was burning.
"Go get settled down, your room is up the stairs and to the right, I'll be up there in a minute," Phil hugs me and I scurry off. I open the door to see my room, there's a queen size bed with sheets that match the others but they're red and black. (Kinda the pic above except the bed sheets)
I set my stuff up in the room and lay on my bed. I reach over for my phone and put on Sugar, we're going down, grab my laptop and start scrolling through Tumblr. Just then Dan and Phil walk in and sit down looking at my laptop screen, it showed a picture of a cute Phan drawing.
"If you know who we are, then why didn't you fangirl like the others?" They ask
"For a long time I've hidden my emotions, living in the orphanage for so long with no one to care has made me learn many things," I reply still scrolling on Tumblr.
"Oh, okay then, what do you want for dinner?" Phil asks
"Maltesers." I say bluntly. Dan engulfs me in a hug and yells;
"This is my type of people, are you sure you aren't my actual daughter?!" We laugh and head to the lounge.
"Pizza?"
"Not as good as Malts but, I'll take it!" I joked. Phil went to grab his phone off the table, and dialed the number. It didn't take long for the pizza to arrive, I ran down to the door to grab it. Dan had given me some money to pay with, so I gave it to the delivery guy.
"DJ! P-MAN PIZZAS HERE!" I screech
"Hey! Why does Philly get the cool name and I just get DJ?" Dan questions
"FIRSTTHINGSFIRSTYOURFREAKISHLYTALLITSWEIRDYOULOOKLIKEANOODLEYOUHADHAIRTGATWASCOOLINTWOTHOUSANDANDSEVENWETYOUJUSTLOOKLIKEAPOODLEHOBBIT!!!!" I speak out.
"Wow, thanks I REALLY needed that back in my life!" He joked and ruffled my hair.
*Time Skip*
I then went to change into good clothes after dinner. I scrolled through my clothing options, and found nothing. So snuck into Phan's room and looked in the closet, I found a huge Yeezus tee and through it on. I sneak back to my room and put on some short shorts and a black choker. I dye my hair dark purple and then do a bow style in my hair, I look at it and it look pretty good. I head down stairs to Dan and Phil, I stand there for a moment staring at the table across the room. Dan's eyes pranced their way to where I was looking, and saw Maltesers. We raced over to them, I went under him and snatched them.
"Ah! Phil! help!" I run behind Phil to dodge Dan. I then shove a handful in my mouth and eat them. I look down from the couch to see Dan's puppy dog face, he's so precious.
"C'mon little pup Dan," I pet his head and hand him the bag of sweets.
"You look more like a dog with that collar and all- wait IS THAT MY SHIRT?!?!?"
"First of all Dad, it's called a choker. Secondly, yes and now it's mine!" I run to my and hide in my closet, hearing foot steps I hide on the top shelf.
"I know you're in the closet, now come out!" Dan yells
"I'M GAY!" I yell. Dan shakes his head at the reference, and tackles me to the bed. He starts tickling me and after a few seconds he stops and hovers over me.
"Now, who's the best dad?" He asks playfully
"Phil," I struggle to get out of his reach, but fail to do so. My phone then starts playing Toxic.
"Who has the queen ringtone? Your boyfriend~" Dan sings
"No, just Harvey,"
"Well he's gonna have to wait isn't he hmm?"
"No," I say grabbing my phone and turning it on speaker
(=^•^=) le phone call (=^•^=)
H: hey princessá
R: hey Harves
H: how's it going with your dads?
R: amazing how bout you?
H: really good anyways Imma let you go get some rest okay
R: Okay bye
H: bye
I then hang up the phone and Dan looks at me sternly.
"Um, hi?" I stammer scared. He just gets up and leaves with no explanation. Hm why is he like that I was just talking to Harv- oh wait he heard him call me Princessá crap.
I head to his room and knock.
"Yeah?" I hear Phil call. I then open the door to see a hole in the wall and an angry Dan storming past me.
"Harvey?" Phil asks
"Yup, Dan's so over protective, I mean my best friend calls me and calls me princessá Jesus and Yeezus Christ Dan!" I hiss
"Go to bed Lu, we're all just tired," Phil ushers me to my bed
"Night Phil,"
"Night Luna!" And with that he leaves, Dan never comes though.
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"YOUCANSETYOURSELFONFIRE!" My alarm clock blared
"ANDYOUCANGODIEDIEDIE! CAUSEIMTITITIRED!" I yell at my clock
"LUNA ROSS HOWELL! IT IS 7AM STOP SCREAMING!" Dan barks
I roll onto the floor getting into some clothes. I then text Tyler;
Ty Ty Oak
R: hey Ty can I come round your place today
T: of corse gurl anything 4 u
R: thank Ty
T: ur welcome
R: see you then Xx
T: see you then Xx
I text Harves and head over to their house, it's about a two minute walk. Once I get in Harvey walks over to greet me.
"Hey, can I stay the night?" I ask
"Yeah, you seem down. What's up?" Troye asks
"Yeah, okay here's the story, so me and Dan were fighting over Maltesers and whatever and then Harves here call and then afterwards Dan got mad and punched a hole in the flat wall." I explain to the three.
"Then this morning, he was all up in my grill yelling at me for yelling at my alarm at 7!" I say frustrated and pull my hair.
"Don't pull your hair, you'll ruin it if you do!" Harvey says ripping my hands from my head.
"Anyways Dip and Pip don't wake up until at least 12 so we can run by and grab my stuff real fast," I say
"Lego!" Harvey yells running to the flat
"Okay!" I run up behind him. We finally get to the flat and grab my stuff.
\(°^°)/ back at Harvey's \(°^°)/
"Who's up to head outside to the pool!" Troye yells carrying me out side and throwing me in the pool.
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