Adopted by Phan

That One Where Dan Was Really Tired And Luna And Hannah Made Things.

*The Flat*
"Dan! Phil! I'm home!" I yell chunking my bookbag down on the couch.
"Hey Luna!" Phil jumps down the stairs
"I hope you guys are finished...." I look at Phil's hickey covered neck.
"Yeah, we are." Phil laughs
"Dan! Can you make stir fry?" Phil asks as Dan walks downstairs, eyes clear with restlessness. He shakes his head looking at the ground.
***
"That was amazing Dan!" I smile. He barley smiles a crooked smile before heading up stairs to bed.
"Hes really tired. He's been editing for hours on end." Phil yawns
"I'm going to check on em." I put my plate in the sink and leave. I knock on the door.
"Dan?" The door is opened by a duvet clad Howell.
"Hey," he responds
"You okay? You need anything?" I hear the door click shut behind me.
"Can you grab me the Advil and ribeana?" I nod my head
***
Hannah, Hayden, Colby

L: hey guys
H: hai
C: what's up
H: hey bb
L: Dan is really fxcking messed up
H: how?
L: no sleep all day
H: poor baby
L: ikr
H: gtg Ily
C: gtg2 my gfs bugging me god I need to break up w/ her
L: lol that shady bicth in that order

Hannah
H: how r u and H
L: idk anymore....
H: oh well I'm always here
H: I think I'm gonna break up......
H: baby its your decision
L: ik ilysm
H: ilysm2
L: see you later
***
"Phil I'm headed out." I sigh
"Bye!" I shut the door as my phone vibrates;

Hayden

H: I can do magic

L: go ahead

H: Poof! You're single and I'm with Danni Challenger

L: oh you fxcking bitch lol hope you and her are FABOU good luck becoming friends with any YouTubers band members and their kids. Best of days to come.

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"Haha Hannah's gotta hear about this!" I laugh and crank the car. I get jump scared by Thnks Fr Th Mmrs. 

"DANIEL JAMES HOWELL!!" I scream

"What's up Hannah?" I answer the phone

"Hey Popcorn! You on your way?" I finish our conversation and get a call from Brendon.

"Hey Beebo, what cha need?" I ask

"VMAS TONIGHT COME WITH ME HANG OUT BACKSTAGE WITH ME, NICOLE, ZACK,K***Y, DAN, AND JIMMY! WE HAVE A FLIGHT TO NEW YORK IN 6 HOURS! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME WITH ME! ILL BUY YOU EXPENSIVE THINGS IF YOU DO!!" Brendon gets really hyper

"Brenner Bub, calm your tits. I'm gonna come but you don't have to buy me anything. I can buy my own clothes. Ill be there in an hour." I laugh

"THANK YOU SO MUCH! GOTTA RUN BYE!" The phone cut off

***

"Charlie! Come in baby!" Hannah answers the door

"Look at this, and finally someone uses the name I wanna be called." I show her what Hayden texted me and laugh

"Are you doing anything in three hours?" I ask

"No, why" she asks

"Brendon Urie invited me to the VMAs with him." I smile

"No he didn't. He prolly don't know you exist." She laughs

"Oh yeah. You've never met my family." I realize

"You never talk about them. All you say is that your dads are Dan and Phil, your uncles are Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Joey Graceffa, Daniel Preda, the emo quartet, and some other YouTubers." She smiles

"Cause that my family." I say bluntly

"Same though." She smiles

"Anyways if you're coming, the flights in three hours."