I really hope I'm not the only one that think turtles are just acting cute so they can take over the world. Because people need to be aware of this situation!!
Turtles really would have no other reason to be cute. Besides maybe to earn our trust!
The turtles will earn our trust and then afterwards....
They'll nuke us all.
And people! If you think it's only a conspiracy then, you are ignorant. It is not a conspiracy. I have done some very serious research into this topic and I can say with absolute certainty that turtles are against us.
Be warned before it's too late.
YOU ARE READING
Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
