More things that Turtles have lied to us about:
8) Donald Trump is a lizard. Clearly he's a turtles. (Like Duh!)
9) Hamilton is a musical. (Seriously though, it's a PLAY!)
10) The American War for Independence is 'The Revolutionary War' (Are people stupid?! It's 'The Korean War')
11) Guns don't kill people. People kill people. (Clearly the guns are the victim here. They're the one being killed! Poor guns...)
YOU ARE READING
Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
