Actually, turtles wouldn't even be that evil as to take our precious Internet away.
But I guess a certain human is...
(That certain evil human is Ajit Pai.)
YOU ARE READING
Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
