Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.

Turtle-Demon Summoning Guide

This is your friendly how-to guide on summoning a demon, but it's not just any kind of demon. It's a turtle-demon. The true demon of them all. The vilest and most evil amongst all.

So let's get right into the ingredients and steps!

Item needed-
2 bowl of any size
3 candles (preferably with a '6'written on each)
1 bottle of water
2 pieces of paper
1 pen
1 envelope
1 knife

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Step 1: If you're living in a two story building then get to a window on the second story. If you don't live in a two story building, then go find one and get to a window on the second floor.

Step 2: Open the window. Make sure it's wide enough that you can fit through it.

Step 3: Take the candles that you had prepared, light them. Then place them in a horizontal line to the left of you. Remember to have the 6 faced toward you so you can see it.

Step 4: Take out the paper you had and start writing a letter. Any kind of letter may suffice, but a suicide letter is preferred.

Step 5: After writing the letter, shove it into the envelope. Then place it under the candles.

Step 6: Take out the two bowls you had prepared. Pour the whole water bottle into one. The other is left dry.

Step 7: Now take the dry bowl and drop it out of the window before. Be sure to watch the impact carefully.

Step 8: Repeat step 7, but with the bowl filled with water.

Step 9: After observing the impact, you should now test it with your own body. Jump out of the window, be sure to watch your impact carefully.

Step 10: Make sure in the process of falling or hitting the ground knock yourself unconscious. Then at this point the turtle-demon will appear to you.

Warning: Do not perform ritual while pregnant.

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