Since we all know how vicious turtles can be. I don't think it's any bit far fetch to say that turtles elected Trump.
All turtles's goals are to weaken us, human. So causing Trump to become president would make all us humans weaker. Letting the turtles have it easy to ease into our society.
We wouldn't even noticed, and actually be happy! Trump was doing such a bad job that the turtles would be better!!
So if people want to blame Trump on causing natural disasters. They should blame the turtles first. It was they who even gave Trump a chance at being President.
YOU ARE READING
Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
