Conspiracy theorists would always state that the government are the one leaving chem trails in the air to poison us.
To mind control us.
I beg to differ. It really isn't the government. People should learn to not blame the government but rather the turtles. They're the one behind it all!
The chem trails the turtles leave in the air are really only to make global warming faster. It has nothing to do with mind control.
Though there is a way we can fight against the speeding of global warming!
I saw this on the Internet the other day, all we really have to do is turn on all our AC at the same time and blast coldness into the air.
And done! Global warming is solved!
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Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
