Turtles and the Illuminati are connected.
I'm sorry, my friends I can't tell you more.
I may get hunted down and I will have to say.
"I'm too young to die!!!"
But if you want to know more...
YOU ARE READING
Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
