Things that Turtles have lied to us about:
1. The Holocaust is Real. (p.s. It isn't)
2. Squirrels are the actual enemy, instead of turtles. (Nah!! Squirrels are the cute one! Turtles can't talk trash about them.)
3. Canada actually Exist. (NO IT DOES NOT. Never have even heard of it before.)
4. Hitler did anything wrong. (He did nothing wrong!!)
5. Global Warming was not caused by Trump. (Yeah, right! The minute Trump became President, global warming existed.)
6. Trees are important. (No, their only used is to make us paper!)
7. Exercise is good for your health. (What?! It only makes you fatter!!)
-I'll find out more later-
YOU ARE READING
Turtles. They Can't be Trusted.
HumorTurtles are aiming to take over the world. And I, Aira, am not letting that happen! So brothers and sister, join me in this fight!! Or war, or something.... I don't know what to call it yet. Revolution? Nah. We were never really under the turtle...
