Evan:JONATHAN!
Jon:WHAT?
Evan:YOU FUCKING SUCK!
Jon:YOU JUST SUCKED 10 MINUTES AGO!
Evan:YOUR TEDDY BEAR HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU!
Jon:SAYS THE ASIAN!
Evan:*Walks out the kitchen* So now we're racist?
Jon:*Pulls Evan on him* You're adorable when you're angry xd
Evan:Shut up...
Jon:Make me. *Holds him*
Evan:Nooo stoop!
Jon:Gimme a kiss and I might let you go. *Kisses his face all over*
Evan:*Giggles* Jon I have a pizza in the oven!
Jon:Shh. The pizza can wait. *Rubs his back*
Evan:*Blushes* Jon!
Jon:How's about I have my favorite pizza? I call it Owl Deluxe.
Evan:Oh? How is it made?
Jon:*Flips them over* By fucking you until you can't walk~
