Evan:Jon are you related to Jason?
Delirious:Are you related to Jackie Chan?
Evan:*Chants like Jason*
Delirious:Fuck you xd But since you're in the kitchen, make me Chow Mein with an egg roll.
Evan:I cook for real men. You not real men.
Delirious:*Wraps arms around him* I said get me food.
Evan:I NOT COOK! LEAVE ME LONE! WHAT YOU WANT?
Delirious:I want this delicious egg roll right here~ *Kisses his neck*
Evan:$4.75. Want anyting else?
Delirious:You~
Evan:$26.94. You want anyting else?
Delirious:Shut up and go upstairs Evan xd
