Horrible parenting 101

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Muna:Are we siblings?

Jon:No? Why?

Muna:Why do you call daddy, daddy too then?

Jon:....We just play like that because I uh...act like a child...

Muna:Ooo Is that why you say "FUCK ME DADDY! HARDER! I WANT CHUR CUM INSIDE MY ASS!" :D

Jon:..............

Evan:XD I told you, you scream too loud.

Jon:Evan!

Eva:Alright sweetums. That's a bad thing to say, Only adults can say it.

Muna:Why do you sometimes lick daddies butt?

Evan:XD

Jon:Evan Fong! Muna don't say ANYTHING like that. What we do is-

Muna:Kinky .3.

Jon:....No. It's for adults.

Muna:Buh I don't want my butt licked D:

Evan:*Wheezing*

Jon:Evan you're not helping! Hush! You won't gt it licked. You're safe.

Muna:Is my butt safe? Cuz mommy put his dingle in your butt and you liked it :3

Evan:OH MY GOD XD

Jon:....How do you know all of this?

Muna:You two seem to forget I'm in the house :D

Jon:Touche. But no. It's a thing between gay men.

Muna:To eat ass? Kinky.

Jon:Muna!

Muna:Yus? .3.

Jon:Stop.

Muna:I'm also a booty baby .3.

Jon:Muna!

Muna:Mwuah! Goodnight everybody! :D

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