Evan:So when me and Delirious was at home yesterday, I caught him fucking my owl plushie.
Ohm:...
Wildcat:..
Minladd:Okay then....
Nogla:Kinky.
Wildcat:Shut up Nogla XD
Evan:So like any sensible husband, I bent down, made him suck my fingers and stuck a finger in his hole.
Lui:I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS-
Wildcat:Evan! No one wants to hear-
Evan:ALRIGHT! SO LIKE I WAS SAYING. I gently slid my finger in and out of his tight, throbbing hole, making him a moaning mess as I thrusted 4 fingers. After I stretched him out, I dropped my pants, got some lube and pushed in him. BOY HE WAS SO WET, WARM AND TIGHT! I just pounded that sweet ass all night long. Made him calling me daddy, sir, papi and billybob.
Wildcat:*W H E E Z E* WHO THE FUCK IS BILLYBOB?
Nogla:XD
Lui:WTF JUST HAPPENED XD
Ohm:That was a strange lunch with smut.
Evan:Yeah. He came 5 times- JON! Hey baby!
Jon:Hey....why are you all looking at me like that?
Marcel: Was he big Jon?
Ohm:Did the eggroll destroy that ass?
Everyone:*Rolling*
Jon:.....*Blushes* Fuck you Evan....
Evan:$5.78 anyting else?
