Evan:Daddy!
Jon:Yes baby boy?
Evan: You ever that tingling feeling when you have sex and you accidentally set your husband's dick on fire?
Jon:....
Evan:Do you also get this odd feeling when you replace your spouse with a dog carrying rabies?
Jon:.........Evan-
Evan:You ever throw up in the tub everyday and bathe in it to remind you of how much fat you were carrying?
Jon:*Gags* EVAN-
Evan:That moment when your getting fucked by your husband's great cousin, twice from moon and moan your dad's name.
Jon:EVAN FUCKING FONG!
Evan:Yes? :3
Jon:What are you talking about?!
Evan:Life!
Jon:.....Are you pregnant?
Evan:Nope :D
Jon:.....You found my stash of beer didn't you?
Evan: .3.
Jon:*Sighs and picks him up* Now I gotta fuck you till you're sober.
Evan:*Giggles* I like getting drunk :3
