FIRST AND FOREMOST,
I would like to say a huge thank you. You guys are my actual life, and now that this book is done, I have no idea what I'll be doing.
I know someone requested I do a book for Mr. Richie Tozier, and maybe I will. 🤷🏽♀️
Sincerely though, I really appreciate you all. Never in my wildest dreams would I have ever imagined gaining such a huge response to this book.
I've noticed that I have a bit of a fan base going, so guess what I've decided to call you guys? Ready? Ready for this?
GAZEBROS. Get it? You like? 😂
ALSO, I love how you guys have all turned Ally's note to Henry (chapter 1) into this huge ass meme😂 dead.
Disclaimer: most of these I got off Tumblr. Not all of them though, so kudos to whoever made them!
-*cue Richie making a joke*
Ally: i identify with richie tozier because i too make jokes to cover up my feelings and would die for eddie kaspbrak-
Pennywise: Let me take Bill, and I'll kill all of you.
Richie: Uh, don't you mean "or"?
Pennywise: Fine! Let me take Bill, OR I'll kill all of you.
Eddie: Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.-
Pennywise: *bites into Ally* oH MY wHAT A TERRIBLE miStAkE iVE MADE DDONT DIE YOU AND EDDIE ARE SHIP
Ally: ????-
Ally: I don't like boys.
Ally: I LIKE ONE BOY.
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bill: there's only one thing worse than death
bill: *rips off card so that it reads "richie's death"* boom
stan: *gasps* RICHIE
bill: nO-
bill: promise, that if it isn't dead, that we'll all come back
stan: i prom—-
modern day 'it':
Richie: And now... I'm boutta turn 🅱️ennywise into 🅱️ennywas 😤😤💪💪💪
Bill: ....
Bill: What the actual fuck Richie-
Richie: It's quick. It's easy. It's free. Pouring gray water in your socks.
Eddie: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!
Richie: It's quick. It's easy. It's free.-
Pennywise: *creepin on Ally and Eddie behind the couch*
*they lean in to kiss*
Pennywise: *from behind the couch* wow can you believe it's the year 1492 and this ship is sailing the ocean blue-
bill: *playing festival game* I'm going to win you a million teddy bears
ally: yeah, well I want a billion teddy bears
bill: well, that's a little unrealistic. this is a hard game-
Richie: *pulls curtain back while Eddie is in the shower*
Richie: Where are - stop screaming, it's just me- where are the sodas in your house?-
Eddie: hi my name is Eddie with a B, and i've been afraid of insects my whole life
Stan: stop stop stop, where?
Eddie: hm?
Stan: where's the B
Eddie: ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵉ ?-
Eddie: I can't believe my mom had me taking-
Eddie: *squints at smeared writing on his palm*
Eddie: -gazebos-
Eddie: I had a crush on a girl in my class and didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"
Bill:
Stan:
Richie:
Ally:
Ally: that was YOU?!-
bill: *walks in on Eddie and Ally making out shirtless*
bill: becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life-
Mike: *after killing an animal for the first time*
Mike: *while staring off into the distance* in this world it's milk or be milked-
Stan: *loses Bill in a crowd*
Stan: ok this calls for drastic measures. IT'S SUMMER
Bill: IF YOU S-SAY IT'S S-SUMMER ONE MORE FUCKING TIME-
"not all men-"
ally: you're right. mike hanlon would never do this.
-
Bill: I-if you've got any q-q-questions, just a-ask.
Richie: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Bill: I-if you've got any r-r-relevant questions, j-just ask-
*losers club watching high school musical*
HSM2: What time is it? SUMMERTIME!!
Bill, screaming: IF SOMEONE S-SAYS IT'S S-SUMMER ONE MORE T-TIME I S-SWEAR TO GOD
The rest of The Losers Club:-
Henry: *to ally* I was just wondering if maybe-
Eddie: hahahahah that's cool
Henry: –but I
Eddie: HAHAHAHAH I SAID THATS COOL-
"it" but every time someone does or says something questionable richie looks into the camera like he's on the office
-
Eddie: *sees ally for the first time ever*
Eddie: *looks down at his watch* wow it only took 14 years to find the love of my life-
Pennywise: *pats Stan and Bill on the back* haha good job gays.
Stan: haha...you mean guys right?
Pennywise: did I fucking stutter?-
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