How to be a bad bitch 101

3: Highschool

Xin chào các cô gái và con trai 

( Vietnamese to English: Hello girls and boys)

Quote of the day:  Hoes want attention. Women want respect.

Comeback of the day: Here let me give you a tissue you have a little bullsh!t on your lips.

Ok, today we are talking about Hell also known as Highschool but I think it's was originally called Hell.

High school is so ANNOYING, like go awayyyyy. When I first came into Highschool I was kind of scared, I was just scared of the older kids that's it. Nothing else. I was just scared about being bullied, and just getting pushed around by the older kids and other people in my year.Because that's very likely to happen.

But luckily Jesus has blessed me and made me bully-proof! well not really, since it's high school. Everyone is mean to each other.

So today I will be teaching you how to be bully proof and to survive high school and you will be on that journey with me. If you're in Year 7or 8 then these tips will be useful for you, if your Amercian I think year 7 and 8 basically means 7th grade and 8th grade.

Ok so first is, not to annoy anyone. Everyone is annoyed, sad or either stressed so don't go around hopping on people's heads (annoying them) otherwise you will get roasted/insulted and you will be there speechless trying to come up with a comeback for the next 3 days.

That's why I have a comeback book!

   But if you're already good at doing comebacks, then you my friend don't really need this chapter. But this book isn't all about roasting though.

 Secondly, please please please and I mean I'm begging on my knees.

WALK FRICKING FAST

I don't understand why people in Highschool think they have all the time in the world and start walking slowly, I'm literally late to all my lessons this year and I'm starting to become use it and that's not good. So walk fast do not stop walking up or down on the stairs or you will get bloody trampled or even pulled back by your bag or even start swimming on top of people.

Even on the streets, people are obviously trying to get to school too, so hurry up and also tell your friends to please to move quickly because you don't know how much people want to put a wooden stick up your as$ just because of you (and your friends) (are) walking slow.

Last but not least, you will stress a lot this is not even a warning. You will stress a lot and not just because of people. BECAUSE OF THE WORK, I don't know what college is like but all I know is that you will kind of stress a lot in school so just be prepared for year 10 and 11.

Have fun in Hell!

-Rant of the day: Come at me, bro-

Honestly, I just can't be bothered anymore, someone give me a shoulder to cry on. Lol