Chapter 5 (Part 1)

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Everybody was shocked at what they just saw. They couldn't comprehend what they saw either. Did Shadow just do that? Or did they hallucinate that? Well, she wasn't to be seen at the moment. But, on the other hand, she could be somewhere else. They were starting to doubt that they saw that until they heard whining from the couch.
"Dafuq. Just. Happened?" Jeff asked, very confused on what just happened, like the others, especially LJ. Poor LJ was starting to wonder whether he was chasing somebody for his candy, or if he was really chasing a ghost. He just couldn't figure out what happened.

"Shadow what's wrong? Are you okay?" Dark asked, getting worried about her older sister. A whine came from under the couch.
"Shad I can't understand you as a wolf." Dark said.
"Okay so we weren't hallucinating her becoming a wolf?" EJ asked Dark. Dark smirked.
"No, you didn't hallucinate that, just like you didn't hallucinate this" Dark answered. Everyone was wondering what she meant by that, until she turned into a black cat and ran under the couch and joined Shadow. Everyone was silent and very shocked again. Well, it was silent except for the sound of someone eating something.
"BEN are you eating something?" Masky asked the blonde elf.
(BEN: Oi I'm not an elf!
Bree: Sorry Benny but I dont know what to even call you, so deal with it! BEN: Dont call me Benny either bitch!
Bree:.......fuck you midget.)
"No I'm not eating anything! Does it look like I went to the kitchen at all?!" BEN exclaimed.
"Jeez BEN calm down I was only asking!" Masky said.
"How the fuck can I calm with what just happened?! She called me a fucking midget! And an elf! I feel fucking insulted!" BEN screamed, and threw his controller at the wall, making a hole.
"Oh......shiiiit" BEN said and somehow ran under the couch.
(Dark: Wtf Benny Boo Boo?
Ben: WHAT?! I CAN'T CHILL WITH YOU GUYS?!
Dark:...........No
Ben: Fuck you Dark
Dark: HA! You wish you midget)
There was a lot of commotion coming from under the couch. Growling, yelping, hissing and yelling could be heard from the area.
"Aaaahhh!!! They're gonna fucking murder me!! I understood the bitches!! They talked!! They said get out or they'll drown me again!!" BEN began running around the house screaming nonsense that made...well....no sense at all......he also sounded like a little bitch. (Sorry not sorry BEN)
"BEN.....What. The fuck. Happened?" Masky demanded, shaking the living crap out of BEN.
"I'll tell you if you stop shaking me!!!" BEN screamed, trying to get away from Masky, who was gonna end up giving poor BEN shaking baby syndrome. (Can that even happen to adults and teenagers???)
Masky finally stopped shaking BEN, but poor BEN couldn't even talk at the moment from being too dizzy.
"BEN. Answer mah question." Masky demanded.
"He spends waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy to much time with you Shad" Dark sighed turning into a neko after getting out from under the couch.
"Well fuck you too" Shadow muttered trying to crawl out from under the couch, but failed miserably.
"Dammit. Curse my fatness. This was easier when I was a flipping wolf." Shadow rambled, still trying to get out, but couldn't.
"Ya know what? Fuck it. I live inside the couch now." Shadow grumbled, just laying there.
"No you aren't bum. Here, take my hand." Dark said, offering her hand to Shadow.
"Nah, I already told ya. I live in da couch now." Shadow stated, trying to cross her arms, but didn't have enough space to do so.
"Just give meh chur hand damn it!" Dark whined, wiggling her arm. Shadow sighed.
"Fiiine. But only cause its starting to get uncomfortable down here." Shadow stated, grabbing Dark's hand while Dark started pulling.
~20 Minutes~
"I give up! You can live in the damn couch! I can't do shit! God fucking damn it!"Dark sighed, crossing her arms thinking, until she had an idea. Dark smirked at Shadow, making Shadow scared for her life. She started charging at the couch, making Shadow yelp and retreat back inside the couch. Just as Dark made contact with the couch, she sent it flying through the ceiling, landing inside Jane's room. Shadow looked up from the ground, surrounded by tons of candy wrappers.
" Uuuuuhhhh.......whoops?" Shadow questioned.
"Retreat bitch retreat!!!" Dark yelled, already upstairs.
"Wait.....wait for me bitch!!!" Shadow yelled the last part, making her retreat towards the stairs, but bumping into LJ...... Shadow was sent flying to the other side of the room, somehow landing behind the TV.
"Fuck meeee!!!!" Shadow whined, surrounded by tons of wires and a very angry looking clown.
"Ummmm.....sowwy???" Shadow asked, somehow backing up a bit.
"I'm gonna fucking murder you, you little shit!" LJ yelled ready to throw the TV out of his way, but BEN blocked him.(cock blocked XD)
"HEY, YOU WILL NOT DESTROY MY PRECIOUS CHILD!" BEN screamed at the top of his lungs.
"She's your precious child???" Jeff asked confused.
"HELL NAW!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT MAH TV BITCH!!!" BEN yelled, getting sassy.
"Ummm....could you kinda um....I dont know....untangle me?!" Shadow yelled, again somehow getting tangled in the wires.
"How the fuck did this moron steal candy from you LJ??? Are you becoming stupid???" BEN asked LJ, ignoring Shadow.
"For a stupid little shit, her plan was pretty thought out BEN. If you hear her plan, you'll agree with me." LJ answered. BEN turned to Shadow.
"....how the fuck did you steal the candy???" BEN asked her.
"Maybe I'll tell ya if you....oh I dunno...MAYBE GET ME OUT OF THIS PRISON?!" Shadow yelled, trying to rip wires off her, but failed for about the 100th time today.
"Okay okay, just calm the fuck down first." BEN grumbled, untangling her from her evil prison.

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