What the helksy!!!!

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Husband: hey u want anything specific from the store?

Wife: I wanna pizza crust! wait also pepperoni! and tomato ketchup! plus to that 5 perfectly squared cheese cubes on it!!! omg I want pine apple on it too!
Do they have piss!? I want that too in a cup and make it yellow to make it look like lemonade! ooh, get me a plant! I need a plant! we need pork chops tomorrow and hot dogs! OMG and add an umbrella to the "lemonade" and ice!

Husband: u want me to piss in a cup and make it more yellow and put ice and an umbrella in it!?!?

Wife: NO!!!!! What the helksy is wrong with this phone!!!!????

Husband: ok I guess I'll serve piss for our drink!

Wife: NO!!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Husband: r u sure, making coffee
yellow and making it yellow?

Wife: NOOOOOO!!!!! I MEANT MAKE A DRINK LIKE TEA WITH FREAKIN SUGAR IN IT!!!!!

Husband: ok better! =)

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