Husband: hey u want anything specific from the store?
Wife: I wanna pizza crust! wait also pepperoni! and tomato ketchup! plus to that 5 perfectly squared cheese cubes on it!!! omg I want pine apple on it too!
Do they have piss!? I want that too in a cup and make it yellow to make it look like lemonade! ooh, get me a plant! I need a plant! we need pork chops tomorrow and hot dogs! OMG and add an umbrella to the "lemonade" and ice!
Husband: u want me to piss in a cup and make it more yellow and put ice and an umbrella in it!?!?
Wife: NO!!!!! What the helksy is wrong with this phone!!!!????
Husband: ok I guess I'll serve piss for our drink!
Wife: NO!!!!!!!!!!! I MEANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Husband: r u sure, making coffee
yellow and making it yellow?
Wife: NOOOOOO!!!!! I MEANT MAKE A DRINK LIKE TEA WITH FREAKIN SUGAR IN IT!!!!!
Husband: ok better! =)
YOU ARE READING
Funny text bloopers
HumorThis book is basicly some texts I made up, found on Internet/other books, or I had with my friends. Btw, ENJOY!!!
