My crap died

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This is a conversation I had with my friend!!!

Me: hey!

*weeklater*

Friend: sup!

Me: why didn't u answer last week?

Friend: my crap died.

Me: WHAT!?

Friend: OMG I MEANT CUZ!!

Me: ?

Friend: Jaclyn... she died!

Me: I wuz worrying, I still am :P

Friend: ......

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