Decided to get u a car and wife!

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Mom: don't forget to wash the dishes!

Mom: don't forget we're goin to ur grandmas house for thanksgiving tomorrow!

Mom: dont forget ur sisters birthday in a week!

Mom: me and ur father decided to get u a car and a wife!

Son: OMG REALLY!!??

Mom: no, I wanted to know if u were getting these!

Son: T_T

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