Person 1: hey what's up! I heard u got drunk last night!
Person 2: who told u that!!!
Person 1: me! u were at my house last night and destroyed my pineapples saying "SPONGEBOB, I KNOW UR IN THERE!!"
Person 2: how dare u tell me this crap after I actually do it!
Person 1: >:D

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Funny text bloopers
HumorThis book is basicly some texts I made up, found on Internet/other books, or I had with my friends. Btw, ENJOY!!!