I hope its ur shaved pussy!

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Mom: R u hungry?

Son: starving...

Mom: well I thought so! I have a huge surprise in the kitchen, it's ur favorite! love mom.

Son: I hope it's ur shaved pussy!

Son: OMG

Son: plz don't read that last 1 it was my worst auto correct ever!

Son: I meant porkkkk, I'm so sry ma!

Son: mom?

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