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Ok I was face timing my friend on this one but I wanted u guys to see it because I thought it was kool with a k!!

Me: wanna make a song!!

Friend: sure! u start!

Me: stay away

Friend: I haavvvvveeee a knifeeeeewww

Me: u will soooooon diiiieeeeee

Friend: go to sleeeeeppppp

Me: or face my knife

Friend: I'll cut ur face

Me: if u even try

Friend: but once u sleep

Me: I'll cut ur face

Friend: when u wake

Me: I'll cover ur mouth

Friend: cause I ammmmmm

Me & friend: JEFF THE KILLER!!!!!

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