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This book is basicly some texts I made up, found on Internet/other books, or I had with my friends. Btw, ENJOY!!!

KISSED not KILLED

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by Crazy_shorty2

by Crazy_shorty2

Friend: so how'd ur date go last night?

Boy: it was awesome! we went to Asian buffet and then we walked to her house and I killed her in the woods.

Friend: that's cruel.

Boy: OMG I KISSED NOT KILLED!!!!

Friend: well, it's better than killing her! phew

Boy: ........