The Chilli Dog

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Sonic the Hedgehog posted a statue update - feeling angry

WHO STOLE MY CHILLI DOG!!!

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Amy Rose, Manic the Hedgehog and 5 others like this
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Amy Rose: you mean the chilli dog I made you?
Sonic the Hedgehog: the one you left on my side for me to eat later? Yeah!
Amy Rose: ...
Amy Rose: oh no...
Sonia the Hedgehog: why would anyone want to steal your chilli dog? They are gross!
Rouge the Bat: I agree Sonia the Hedgehog
Manic the Hedgehog: everyone going to ignore the fact that Amy Rose said oh no?
Rouge the Bat: yeah hun what's up?
Shadow the Hedgehog: yeah what did you put in the chilli dog?
Amy Rose: WHAT? I didn't do anything to the chilli dog!
Amy Rose: also Rouge the Bat can you come over so you can fly me to the highest mountain
Silver the Hedgehog: I'm so confused
Sonic the Hedgehog: WHERES MY CHILLI DOG!
Manic the Hedgehog: to be honest bro, you gotta accept this when you post 4 hrs ago "look at this delicious food that no one is going to eat except me!"
Sonic the Hedgehog: that doesn't mean so done can come and steal it!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Ivo Robotnik give it back!
Ivo Robotnik: why do people automatically assume its me?
Silver the Hedgehog: aren't you usually the bad guy?
Sticks the Badger: maybe the aliens stole it and are trying our food to see what they'll steal from us!!
Miles 'Tails' Prower: I highly doubt it. Sonic the Hedgehog do you want me to check your security cameras?
Sonia the Hedgehog: your have security cameras inside your house!? That's not weird at all
Sonic the Hedgehog: no they're outside sis and yes please Miles 'Tails' Prower !


Scourge the Hedgehog > Amy Rose

Amy Rose baby... how you doing?
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Amy Rose: uh what?
Scourge the Hedgehog: sweetie it's cool, we can be together
Scourge the Hedgehog: you look so cute today
Silver the Hedgehog: is it just me or do I get the feeling that Scourge is drunk
Rouge the Bat: Amy Rose, you wouldn't have anything to do with this would you?
Amy Rose: me? Why me?
Scourge the Hedgehog: Amy babe go on a date with me

Shadow the Hedgehog > Scourge the Hedgehog

Okay who punched you hard enough to mess up with your brain
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Manic the Hedgehog: nah dude no one could punch him hard enough to make him go this crazy
Scourge the Hedgehog: dude I have no idea what you are talking about! I just think Amy looks so beautiful today in that blue dress
Rouge the Bat: it's scary that you know she's wearing a blue dress right now.
Amy Rose: oh god...
Amy Rose: oh Chaos please help me



Amy Rose > Scourge the Hedgehog

Scourge did you eat Sonics chilli dog?
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Scourge the Hedgehog: babe I don't like chilli dogs
Amy Rose: why are you ... I'm so confused
Scourge the Hedgehog: but when Blue bragged about it I decided to take the glorious moment away from him
Amy Rose: so you ate it?!??!
Sonic the Hedgehog: SCOURGE IM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR EATING MY CHILLI DOG
Scourge the Hedgehog: man that was one good chilli dog





Manic the Hedgehog > Amy Rose

Okay dudette what did you put in that chilli dog?

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Amy Rose: nothing?
Shadow the Hedgehog: you don't seem to sure
Miles 'Tails' Prower: she put a love mixture in - Chaos knows where she got it
Rouge the Bat: Hon, why would you do that
Amy Rose: Tails! How did you know
Miles 'Tails' Prower: I analysed the leftovers from Scourge and found a small trace. It should wear off in a few hours but the real question is why??!
Amy Rose: because Sonic was ignoring me all day and didn't talk to me yesterday either
Manic the Hedgehog: bro how can ya do that to your girl?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Amy isn't my girlfriend
Amy Rose: jees could stand to be a little nicer Sonic
Shadow the Hedgehog: I don't blame him for what you just did
Amy Rose: it's not like I poisoned him. I only wanted just a little bit of attention from him and then I would've left him alone for the rest of the day!
Sonic the Hedgehog: hm...

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