This method in particular works in surroundings where others are making noise but you are not.
1. Choose a random group of people
2. Listen into their conversation and try to make out what they are saying
3. Replace every word that starts with a 'P' as Potato
4. After the duration of required silence, ask the group of people how their potatoes are doing..(optional)
Method B. Daydream
1. Think about what your life would be like if you were born a plant.
2. Look at everyone in the room and guess their names/ something about them you dont know already
3. Question the makings of the Universe
- is there another dimension?
- we are such insignificant specks of life on a tiny planet
- what if we lived through a black hole?
4. Make stupid pick up lines
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Swiftstar's Guide to Life
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