Wassup y'all! New chapter. Yeet. Today we are going to discuss how to properly insult someone. Below are useful tiddlybits of insults. Sauteéd!
1. Person: your hair looks nice...:)
Me: SHUTUP YOU LITTLE POTATO NUGGET!
2. Person: *makes any annoying noise*
Me: shut your mouth before flies get into it.
3. Person: *is rejected yet again*
Me: Hey...if I'm fire and you're ice, that means I'm hot, and YOU'RE NOT!
4. Person: is "the annoying one who happens to lack height"
Me: Go back to where you came from, in other words, Snow White, Dopey.
(NO offense to you short people out there. This is only to the annoying ones.)
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