1. Have a group of three or more friends (including yourself) stare at your victim for at least 3 minutes-until they notice you. This should set up for an uncomfortable atmosphere
2. Once uncomfortable, approach your victim. With a sultry wiggle of the brow, ask them if they are busy Friday night. If they reply, say "that's great. Im going on a date with my pet hamster." That should make 'em jealous.
3. Ask for your victim's phone number and anonymously text them weird quotes.
Ex. " hey, do you want a peach?"
"Do you prefer neap tides or spring tides?"
"How was your visit to Hogwarts?"
" How could you, Jimmy?! I ran all the way from Europe"
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Swiftstar's Guide to Life
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