Tony Stark x Male Reader one shots || Holiday Edition (COMPLETED)

Story Twelve: Between The Short And Tall

Writing Prompt: Person B, the tall one in the relationship holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it.

Person A kicking Person B in the shins to make them drop the thing.

Person A launching themselves off furniture to get the thing from Person B.

Person A waiting until Person B is asleep, then standing on the bed and pouring a cup of cold water on them from a great height while yelling "WHO'S THE TALL ONE NOW, FUCKER"

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I sat in a chair, writing Hanukkah cards for my friends and family. Most of them were talking about how the holidays are going so far and what we have planned for the upcoming year.

My pen glided across the paper, as ink ran out the tip, spreading beautiful words on the paper. Well, somewhat beautiful letters, considering a third grader could write better than me. I smiled completing the note and writing a quick,

"Have fun this Hanukkah."

Note before placing it in the envelope and sealing it.

I got up from the chair and walked over to the pile of cards and dropped it in, watching it quickly disappear into the mess of other letters and I walked into the living room. I leaned against the doorframe and smiled when I saw M/n placing small dreidels and swirl decorations around the house. I walked up to a box and pulled out the menorah and candles. I walked over to a table that was sitting in front of the fireplace sat the menorah down, sliding the candles into their designated hole.

I felt two strong arms wrap around my waist and I leaned back into the chest of the figure.

"Should we exchange presents and then eat?" He asked.

"Sure," I replied.

We both went our separate ways and went into different rooms to get the first gift. After I grabbed the gift I wanted to give him I walked back into the living room where he stood. I smiled and handed him the gift. He smiled and opened it.

"Wow, Thanks, babe." He said kissing my cheek.

He was about to hand me mine before he raised it above his head.

Normally this wouldn't be a problem. But for our height difference, it was a huge problem. I reached up and tried to grab it, but even on my tip toes, my hand only reached to his forearm. I groaned and jumped up and down trying to grab it but he only laughed at all my failed attempts. I quickly jumped on the couch and tried to grab it, but he moved away from the couch. I jumped down and stared him in the eyes before I kicked his shin painfully hard. He groaned in pain and he lowered the gift, which I cheered at my successful attempt to kill the giant who had my gift.

I opened it and smiled at what it was. Still on the floor and gripping their shin I reached down and hugged, M/n.

"Cmon, let's go eat now," I stated, walking into the kitchen.

It was late and we were sitting on the couch wrapped up in a blanket, playing a video game. My head rested on his shoulder as my hands worked the controller, making sure I didn't die. I yawned feelings really tried, but I was still fighting M/n in a game and didn't want to lose. I was about to kill him when all of a sudden something grabbed my controller and threw it on the other couch across the room. I glared at him watching as he killed me out of the corner of my eye. He set down his controller kissing me, which I pushed him away for.

"Let's go sleep." He smirked.

I groaned folding the blanket and placing the controllers where they belong before I turned off the TV and PS4 and walked into the bedroom. I grabbed a fresh towel and a new pair of boxers, before walking into the bathroom.

Halfway through my shower and I heard a knock on the door.

"I need to use the toilet," The voice rang.

"Door should be open," I replied rising the soap from my body.

After a few moments, I heard the toilet flush and the door close. I turned the water off and stepped out of the shower, grabbed my towel and drying myself off. Once I was satisfied with how dry I was, I looked around for my boxers.

When I couldn't find them I stared at the wall. I wrapped the towel around my waist and opened the bathroom door walking out into the bedroom. I stared at M/n who seemed comfortable on the bed.

"Give them to me," I demanded.

He smirked, and lifted up my boxers, once again, over his head.

"I'm not in the mood, M/n," I stated.

He leaned down and kissed me, and snaked one hand down to my towel. I grabbed his hand making sure he didn't pull it off, and instead placed it on my chest.

Still kissing me, He dropped the boxers on the bed and placed both hands on my ass, groping. I groaned into the kiss and his smirk was noticeable against my lips.

I pulled away and grabbed my boxers walking back into the bathroom, shaking my hips gently, side to side. Smirking, as I closed the bathroom door.

I yawned as I laid in bed next to a sleeping giant. I smirked and quickly got out of bed, walking into the kitchen, grabbing an empty bucket. I quickly turned on the tap running the coldest water, possible. I then walked to the freezer grabbing ice cubes dumping the tray into the empty bucket, filling it a quarter way with ice. I smirked grabbing the hose and filling the remaining empty space with cold water.

While it was filling with water, I walked into the garage, grabbing a ladder and gentling placing it next to the bed directly next to M/n. I smirked going into the kitchen and grabbing the water bucket after turning off the tap. I quietly walked into the bedroom, climbing the ladder to the top step. I took a deep breath realizing that he could actually punish me for this, but I was so fed up with his bullshit, I didn't care at this point. He made it his goal to make fun of my height for the past few months after a lame joke and now it was time for my revenge. I held the bucket of cold water above his head and started pouring.

It didn't take long for him to wake him to the freezing water, splashing on his face. He turned on the bedside table light and saw me. I smirked.

"WHO'S THE TALL ONE NOW, FUCKER" I demanded to know. He looked somewhat scared yet confused.

"Tony." He looked at the clock. "It's three in the morning," He finished. I smirked and got down. He looked mad but also really sad at the same time.

"I'm sorry Tony, lets hug, yeah?" He asked.

I looked at him wide eyed before I quickly ran out of the bedroom, closing the door behind me.

It was going to be a long night.