One day, Gerard decided to play a prank on Lyn-Z. He was gonna trick Lyn-Z into thinking that there was something seriously wrong with their dog, by taking a human-sized shit on their kitchen floor. So that's what Gerard did.
Now there was a giant human doodoo in the middle of the kitchen floor.
As Gerard heard Lyn-Z's footsteps, he started giggling. Lyn-Z came (lol -- came) into the kitchen and noticed that there was a shit on the floor.
"Hi Honey," Gerard said, trying to muffle his giggles, "I think the dog is sick or something. I mean, look at the size of that shit."
Lyn-Z rolled her eyes, "Again, Gerard?"
"Why do you never fall for this trick?" Gerard pouted.
"BECAUSE, HONEY, WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DOG."
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NASTY ASS GERARD - And Other Fuckery
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