And now a text conversation between Gerard and Lyn-Z:
Lyn-Z: Hey boo Did your parents pick up 👧🏻 yet?
Gerard: Yep Now we have the house to ourselves tn 😈👅🍆
Lyn-Z: Ugh yesss 😩 I'll be home in an hour
Lyn-Z: I'm gonna ride the shit outta that dick
Gerard: Get that ass home 😍😩
Lyn-Z: Talk to me until I do?
[5:30 PM]
Gerard: Yeah hold up tho I gotta shower first
Lyn-Z: Ok
[5:31 PM]
Gerard: Ok I'm back
Lyn-Z:
Wtf boi how you shower that quick?
Wtf boi how y\
What you forgot something?
Gerard: What would I forget?
Lyn-Z:
😐 to wash your balls
😐 to was\
Stink bastard I hate you
Stink ba\
What you doing back so soon babe? 😢
Gerard: What u mean?
Gerard: Btw what u wearing rn baby? 😏
Lyn-Z:
A fucking hazmat suit stink ass
A fuc\
A garbage bag for your dirt dick
A garbage b\
Rubber gloves
Rub\
You'll have to wait and see babe 😘
Gerard: Fine 😏
Gerard: Btw did you see these new jeans I bought?
Lyn-Z:
Boi have you seen the bathtub 😐 yo washcloth 😐 yo axe 😐
Boi have yo\
No I haven't Gee
Gerard:
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Lyn-Z:
Boi I thought you said they was new
Boi I thought you sai\
TF IS THAT 😡😡
TF IS TH\
Did you fight a homeless man for those jeans 😷
Did you fight a homeles\
Where did you get those? "Men's Smearhouse"
Where did you ge\
Those are lovely honey
Gerard: The saleslady said they made my butt look good 😛
Lyn-Z:
DOES SHE KNOW IT'S FULL OF SHIT
DOES SHE KN\
I'm sure they do babe 😘
Gerard: Damn baby well now I gotta wear em for you when I get home 😍
Lyn-Z: Nah nvm don't
Lyn-Z: I don't like brown anyway
Gerard: Babe they're blue
Lyn-Z: But those are your good pants, save em 🤗
Gerard: Noo now I wanna wear them for you Lynny babe 😩
Lyn-Z: I SAID SAVE EM 😡😡
Gerard: Whats wrong babe?
Gerard: You still wanna ride the shit outta this dick?
Lyn-Z: BOI THE SHIT OUT YO ASS CRACK FIRST
Gerard: Wtf is wrong with you bitch
Lyn-Z:
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Lyn-Z: WTF IS THAT?!
Gerard: My jeans tf
Lyn-Z: Ok let's take a closer look
Lyn-Z:
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Lyn-Z: THAT. WTF IS THAT?!
Gerard: That's just the design in them bitch they name brand
Lyn-Z: What brand?
Gerard: Calvin Klein
Lyn-Z: Well Calvin Klein shit in yo dungarees BOI THASS DOO DOO!!
Gerard: Bitch idk what your slut ass talking about anymore Why your titties point in opposite directions? N your hair got grey in it
Lyn-Z: BOI YOUR DRAWS GOT SHIT IN IT
Lyn-Z: My titties going in different directions cuz they tryina escape from you n your DOODOO NUTSACK!!
Lyn-Z: I hate u
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NASTY ASS GERARD - And Other Fuckery
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