Welcoming Committee - Markson

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Best Of China Chat

@baoistaken: okay we need to talk

@henryistaken: oh no
Oh wait
This is group chat
Nevermind

@baoistaken: don't think I wouldn't tear you a new asshole in this chat if you fuck me over

@henryistaken: but haven't I already ;)

@baoistaken: let's break up

@henryistaken: nooooo wait I'm sorry

@amberocious: okay look, like I'm not a g a i n s t straight relationships...
But like can you not shove it in my face? For once?

@wangpuppy: I know right, like what if the kids see, I don't want them turning straight
No offense

@baoistaken: ha ha ha
Ha

@imnotjackingoffimjackingon: before we got distracted, what's todays topic

@baoistaken: Jackson really needs to learn what tea spilling actually is

@imnotjackingoffimjackingon: I second that

@wangpuppy: tea is just like... Information

@baoistaken: no honey, just no

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BaoBao Chat

@wangpuppy: teach me then

@baoistaken: you've come to the right place, child

@baoistaken: spilling the tea is essentially sharing super juicy gossip
Like cheating, or pregnancy. Those are popular topics

@wangpuppy: sounds like something my friend Jinyoung would like

@wangpuppy: is it like sharing secrets too?

@baoistaken: yes. And it's usually someone else's secrets. Because who normally gossips about themselves?

@wangpuppy: that's kind of mean

@baoistaken: who said I was nice?
Besides, it's usually just sharing it with your group. Or exposing trick ass bitches. No major harm unless its deserved

@wangpuppy: until it turns into a full blown rumour. And what if it's wrong?
Can I ask you something?

@baoistaken: sure

@wangpuppy: remember that rumour like last year of primary school
When we were doing wushu in gym class
And some people said they saw a kid with a boner there?
And they started saying a gay ghost haunted the gym

@baoistaken: yeah, I remember
That's not so much spilling tea as just plain bullying
Some people take it too far, thats the problem. I'm just glad nobody actually knew who it was

@baoistaken: I think the best way of spilling tea is just when you tell your mom stuff you hear in school
Cause who is she gonna tell, really?

@wangpuppy: by the way
That rumour was about me
You gonna tell your mom?

@baoistaken: im a cold hearted bitch but not that cold hearted
I'll take this to my grave

@wangpuppy: okay, thank you

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Baby Puppy Chat

@wangpuppy: hey what you up to?

@markipooh: [ thinking about you ]
[ thinking about ]
[ thinking ]

@markipooh: I was just napping

@wangpuppy: oh sorry

@markipooh: for what? Even sleep isn't better than talking to you :)

@wangpuppy: aw crap

@markipooh: what, did you piss yourself? ;) 

@wangpuppy: shut up about that or I'm never talking to you again

@markipooh: lol
What've you been up to today?

@wangpuppy: I learned what spilling the tea actually was

@markipooh: oh really? Why?

@wangpuppy: good question
Can I come over and nap with you

@markipooh: you and sleep? I wouldn't pass up two of my favourite things. Hurry over