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Episode 10

I was in my bedroom reading when i heard loud noise from the dinner room. So i went to check it out.

Me- Haruhi?

Haruhi- in the kitchen sky. The guys are here.

Me- the guys? That would explain the noise.

We walked into the dinning room with some tea.

Haruhi- ok guys, the teas ready. Im sorry that not all the cups match.

Honey- come on Haru-chan and sky. You can choose your cake first.

Haruhi- are you sure honey-senpai?

Hikaru- go ahead. We eat this kind of stuff all the time.

Haruhi- well in the case. I'll have the strawberry.

Honey- ok haru-chan. You, me, sky, and takashi will have strawberry.

Then mori gave some of hes strawberries to Haruhi and i.

Mori- you like strawberries, right? I know you like strawberries sky. You can have mine.

Haruhi- thanks. thats nice of you, mori-sepai.

We ate our cake.

Honey- eating all that cake sure wet my appetite.

Hikaru- yea isnt it lunchtime about now?

Guys- well then whats for lunch?

Haruhi- would you guys quit being so happy go lucky all the time Please?

Kyoya- we'll take care of it. We did drop in unexpectedly. So we'll pay for lunch. Why dont you just order us all some of your favorite sushi?

Haruhi- thanks but no thanks. I know that if i let you guys pay, I'll only regret it later.

Kyoya- oh dont worry Haruhi. We'll just pay for it using the profits from the photos of you we auctioned off.

Haruhi- so im really paying for it after all. Well, if thats what you want, i do have a friend who runs a nice little sushi shop nearby, so i can just give him a call. Their stuff's pretty high quality.

Then tamaki handed Haruhi a note and then she went off on him for it.

Honey- id really love it if youd make us something for lunch, haru-chan.

Hikaru- no honey-senpai.

Kaoru- how could you ask that of her?

Tamaki- dont upset her. Try to restrain yourself.

Me- what are you three talking about?

Haruhi- i guess i could whip something up, but its gonna take me some time.

Honey- we can wait.

Twins- why didnt we think of asking her that?

Tamaki- this means that we'll get to eat Haruhi's cooking.

Haruhi- im gonna have to go to the supermarket again.

Twins- we're coming with you. We want to see a commoners supermarket.

Honey- me to. Me to.

Kyoya- this could be a learning experience.

Then the twins honey and mori headed for the door.

Twins- yay commoners supermarket. Commoners supermarket.

Honey- this is gonna be fun.

Me- i hate going to the supermarket.

Honey- why not?

Me- its boring to me.

The we pasted dad but he didnt see me because i was behind the twins and mori was next to me and i was carrying honey. They are taller then i am so dad didnt see me.

Me- wait were is Haruhi and tama-chan?

Twins- i dont know maybe we should go back and look for them.

Me- ok.

We all went back and sat down with dad.

Dad- oh i get it. You must be the host club ive heard so much about. You certainly are a fine looking bunch of young men. Im not sure which of you i like best. What about you dear? I tell you what, why dont you boys go ahead and call me Ranka? Thats the professional name i use at the transvestite bar i work at.

Honey- professional name? You mean, like a stage name?

Dad- exactly like that, Mitsukuni.

Honey- hold on. How did you know my name, sir?

Dad- hm, you two are 3rd years Mitsukuni Honinozuka and Takashi Morinozuka. And the two of you are first years in the same class as Haruhi. You're the Hitachiin twins, but im not sure which one of you is which. Ive heard a lot about you.

Kaoru- what? So Haruhi told you about us?

Dad- no. Kyoya told me about you two over the phone.

Kyoya- you know, you're really are a beautiful person, Ranka.

Host- say what?

Tamaki- kyoya.

Kyoya- we've been entrusted with the care of his precious daughters, it is only natural that we introduce ourselves and give him periodic reports. Ordinarily, that would be your job, wouldnt it.

Dad- im impressed the club has such a capable president. But wait a minute you're only the vice-president, arent you kyoya? I guess that President of yours is pretty much good for nothing, huh?

Haruhi- you never mentioned this to me, dad. Why didnt you say that youve been getting calls from Kyoya-senpai?!

Dad- what am i supposed to do Haruhi? You rarely tell me anything about school. And sky only talks about Mitsukuni and Takashi.

Me- dad!

Haruhi- so that makes it ok to talk behind my back? Come on senpai would you please stop growing mushrooms in other peoples closets?!

Dad- Haruhi, the thing about you is you're cute even when you're angry. And you two sky even when you dont say anything.

Then he hugged us.

Me- thats mean dad. Let go.

Then Haruhi got away.

Dad- wait Haruhi where are you going?

Haruhi- the supermarket alright. I have to go shopping and i wanna do it by myself. So all of you just stay here and try to behave yourselves.

Hikaru- wait. We want to go to the commoners supermarket.

Dad- i wouldnt push it. Once shes made her mind up, she'll never change it. When she decided she wanted to go to Ouran Academy, she did all of the enrollment paperwork by herself. While i respect her independent spirit i wish shed be a little more dependent on me sometimes. I hope you boys know how grateful i am. Since shes found, you she seems to be happier. Shes enjoying herself. Wouldnt you agree Tamaki Suou?

Tamaki- you know who i am?

Dad- well of cource i do. Haruhis told me a thing or two about you. Youre the host clubs bumbling president, right? Come to think of it. Youre the one who didnt realize Haruhi was a girl until the very last moment. Youre clueless arent you? Pretty pathetic.

Me- dad please stop being mean to tama-chan.

Dad- now that we've gotten all the introductions out of the way. How would you boys like to have a little fun?

Me- oh boy. Im going to my room until Haruhi gets back.

When everyone did get back we ate some stewpot.