Ohshc Honey×oc×mori.

Episode 23

twins- peeping tom. 

hikaru- you saw.

Kaoru- didn't you Bossa nova? 

Ritsu- no. i didn't see. i mean, i caught a glance yeah, but it was all so fast that i didn't... it was just an accident. i swear to you that i am not a pervert. 

Honey- of course you would say that. sure sign of a guilty conscience. 

Ritsu- so then Fujioka's a girl? 

Hikaru- red alert. he's onto Haruhi's and sky's little secret.

Ritau- ah both Fujioka's are girls. 

Kaoru- that's not good.  so let's hear it. 

Hikaru- how much of her maidenly terra incognita did you actually see? 

Ritsu- well, she was changing so i saw her underwear. 

twins- you saw Haruhi's underwear. 

Kaoru- so what do we do? 

Hikaru- there's only one thing to do. we have to induce amnesia. hold him. 

Kaoru held Ritsu. while Hikaru had a bat. 

Me- guys stop. where did you get a bat? 

Kyoya- that's enough you two. leave assault and battery to the professionals. 

Kaoru- what are you made of ice? how can you be so calm about this? 

Hikaru- look. the boss is so deep in shock he's regressing. 

kyoya- well, now that it appears the proverbial cat is out of the bag, lets talk. Haruhi and sky, are compelled to hide the fact that they are girls due to certain mitigating circumstances. while we can't physically force you to cooperate exactly, there is something i would like for you to bear in mind. coming from the sort of family you do, i'm certain you hear all sorts of juicy little rumors. enough to know what is true and what is not. take the Ootori family's private police force, the black onion squad. it is said that they can be mobilized against our enemies in the blink of an eye. you have heard of them right? 

Haruhi- come on guys. stop scaring Kasanova. sorry about all this. 

ritsu- hey fujioka. 

Haruhi- look it's alright. doesn't really matter to me. you can tell whoever you want to. 

Hikaru- well, well, Bossa nova. 

Kaoru- since you know she's a girl, are you in love? 

**time skip to next day**

We were in the club room when Ritsu came in and sat down. 

Ritsu- i'd like to request Fujioka. 

Me- which one?

Ritsu- Haruhi please. 

all the girls scream. 

Renge- the genuine article. at long last. 

girl- renge is it true? is he really...?

girl2- could he really be that kind of persuasion? 

Haruhi- welcome Kasanova. so you're our guest today, huh? 

ritsu- uh that's right. 

haruhi- would you like to have some tea? how much sugar do you normally put in? 

Ritsu- here, uh, let me help. 

Haruhi- now now you're our guest. it's okay. so tell me, is this your first time in a place like this? ha, ha, gotcha. 

Ritsu- you sure have this down, huh? 

Haruhi- well true me, it didn't come naturally at all. at least not at first. but then i realized if i just sat back and had fun with it, everything sort of fell into place on its own. 

Kaoru- hey don't just stand there, kyoya senpai. get him out of here. 

Hikaru- if he's getting along with his goons so well now, why does he need to be here in the first place? 

kyoya- he has kept Haruhi and sky's secret so far and since he is after all a paying guest, i can see no reason to eject him. 

twins- but they other guest are afraid. 

kyoya- oh, no, i think not. observe. 

they all had heart eyes and were calling their friends. 

kyoya- see? we're just fine. thanks to him we may even set a new record. 

twins- you money grubbing enabler. 

Hikaru- oh, no she's giving him the adorable smile. 

Kaoru- the one which no man can resist. 

honey- wow usually you guys wouldn't waste any time interrupting the two of them. 

Hikaru- yeah but our hands are tied. after our screw up in Karuizawa, Haruhi would never forgive us if we butted in. 

Kaoru- Karuizawa was really your screw up Hikaru. 

Hikaru- hey, boss, are you done being shell shocked yet? 

Kaoru- yeah, we could really use our king right about now. 

twins- go get them. 

they threw tamaki at Haruhi and Ritsu. the plan didn't work so well. tamaki turned into a robot. 

twins- that moron. 

then Hikaru called him. 

Hikaru- earth to boss. will you snap out of it already? the longer you sit there like an idiot playing  robot the worse the situation becomes for all of us. now, listen to me carefully. you cant let this happen.  if she in that two bit thug hit it off she's going to spend her life as a mob wife. 

that did it. tamaki went into fully "daddy" mode. but his flame was quickly put out my ritsus logic. then tamaki had a melt down. then Haruhi said something about him being similar to our dad and he was back. 

Ritsu- Fujioka. um, do you think that we could maybe do this more often. because i was just thinking, since you entertain girls all day long it might kind of give you a break from all that. you know, if i came around. i mean if... if you want that, that is. 

Haruhi- absolutely. that way you and I could get more acquainted. 

renge- here it comes. 

the room was filled with fangirl hearts. 

Ritsu- Fujioka, I...I, uh, have something to say. i just wanted to tell you... i just wanted to tell you... that i'm... 

Haruhi- that you're excited to have someone you can relate to, aren't you? i know i sure am. a conversation like this is a rare thing for me. we're going to be great friends. 

Renge- uh oh, hung out to dry. 

Ritsu- of course the two of us are going to be friends. best of friends. forever. 

guys- bosa nova. 

girls- Kasanoda. 

renge- Kasanoda how lovely. how absolutely beautiful. 

girls- you've moved us to tears. 

they all ran over to him. even the twins and honey. rose petals fell from the sky. 

**time skip to kick the can**

Kasanoda was it. Tamaki, kyoya, Haruhi, and the twins hide together. Mori, Honey, and I hide in a tree. 

Honey- so Hika chan may seem oblivious, but deep down he's beginning to understand his feeling? and even though it's clear to the rest of us  how tama chan feels, he's still completely in the dark about it himself? 

Mori- yeah. 

Honey- then what about Kao chan and kyo chan? between the two of them, i'll bet there's someone even more oblivious than tama chan is. considering that, i wonder if something really big is gonna happen before we graduate. 

Mori- you never know.