Ohshc Honey×oc×mori.

Episode 5

Im pretty sure the last two episodes started with the twins and this one does to.

Twins- lets all play the which one is Hikaru game. So, can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?

Girl1- well its hard to say.

Girl2- your identical.

Twins- many ladies have tried to tell us apart, but so far none have succeeded.

Haruhi- thats a dumbest game ive ever heard of.

Twins- what have you got a problem with it, haruhi?

Haruhi- not really, i just dont understand why the two of you are so popular.

Twins- thats not very nice.

Hikaru- im dissappointed.

Kaoru- apparently you dont understand the merits of having a pair of twins as members of the host club. Listen up. Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. Its also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship.

Hikaru- and in our case, because we're twins, our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing. And besides, who hasnt fantasized about twins? Having two loves is better than one, dont you think?

Kaoru- its a young womans romantic fantasy.

Girl- well, um, yeah, youre right.

Then the girls freaked. Then tamaki showed up.

Tamaki- Hikaru. Kaoru. When i gave you control of the clubs website i did so on one condition, that youd take it seriously.

Hikaru- we take our job very seriously, boss.

Kaoru- in fact, last night we worked on it till dawn.

Tamaki- is this what you worked so hard to create?

Honey- you look great, haru-chan.

Tamaki- tell me when. When did you take naked pictures of haruhi. You bribed her didnt you?

Twins- youre imagining things. Its obvious that the photos been altered.

Tamaki- it was photoshopped?

Hikaru- we did a pretty good job, huh?

Kaoru- weve got some major photoshopping talent.

Tamaki- you idiots. Thats a waste of your skills. Have you no shame. But if you're going to do it anyway, can you photoshop her into this idol photobook? Please?

Hikaru- dont be ridiculous, boss. Why don't you just...

Kaoru- ask her if she would wear an outfit like one of those.

Tamaki- i never thought to ask her.

Tamaki went over to Haruhi and was holding a dress.

Tamaki- what do you think about this my dear?

Honey- what're you doing with that dress?

Girl1- he looks so handsome.

Girl2- yeah, he does but i have to agree with Tamaki. Id love to see what Haruhi looks like if he dress like a girl. Oh he's so cute I'm sure he'd look great no matter what you put him in.

Haruhi gave tamaki a look and he went away.

Haruhi- now cut it out. no making weird pictures of me you got that? Just what do you guys take me for anyway?

Twins- isn't that obvious? you're our toy.

Hikaru- As we were saying in order to entertain oneself and is otherwise boring life...