JohnLock Oneshots

Secrets

"I'm going to go to the gym, Love. I'll take Rosie to the daycare." Mary walked into the kitchen with John. She was dressed in her gym clothes with tight leggings that complimented her ass. John barely noticed.

"Okay, sweetie. Have fun" They share a quick kiss then Mary leaves John alone in the flat. Sherlock was God knows where and Mrs. Hudson was out shopping. John made himself a cup of tea and sat down in his chair. He turned the tv on but got bored quickly and turned it off.

"Nothing on?" Sherlock asked. He was standing behind John and gave him a scare.

"Jesus, Sherlock. How long have you been standing there?" John jumped out of his chair. "Where have you been?"

"Out," Sherlock answered quickly. John rolled his eyes. "I have something to tell you." Sherlock avoided eye contact and John grew concerned.

"What is it?" John took a step closer to Sherlock, now an arm's length away. Sherlock stayed for a few moments then took a step towards John, their faces inches away from each other.

"I think I love you." Sherlock avoided eye contact. John chuckled and he looked into his eyes. "What's so funny?" Sherlock lifted an eyebrow.

"You think?" John smiled and cupped Sherlock's cheeks and kissed him gently. Their lips parted and they both stood there, smiling at each other.

"I know," Sherlock said after a few moments had passed. John smiled and their lips met again. Sherlock was tugging on John's shirt towards his own bedroom all while taking off his own clothes.

John undid his belt and was surprised when Sherlock was taking control. He threw John onto the bed and held his arms above his head.

"Rule one: Don't make any noise. Rule two: keep your arms above your head. Rule three: Don't come until I say so, understand?" Sherlock looked at John, fully unclothed.

"Yes, sir." John smiled. He never knew this side of Sherlock even existed.

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There was giggling coming from the hallway. It woke the two men from their deep sleep. John was the first to get out of bed. He looked at Sherlock behind him naked and smiled. His trance was broken when the giggling continued. John looked at his watch: 7:30 pm. Sherlock had gotten out of bed and put his ear to the door.

"Sounds like Mary." He whispered. John looked cross, he put his ear to the door and his eyes widened.

"By God's sake, it does." John agreed. He slowly put his hand on the doorknob and quietly turned it. Thankfully, the door didn't squeak so John was able to open it a crack without anyone noticing. He put his eye through the opening and saw Mary with other women. Another woman? John had to do a double take to believe what he saw. Sherlock saw John's confusion and looked through the doorway.

"Well, that's not something you see every day." He whispered. After a few more moments of the two women giggling, John had decided that it had been enough. He opened the door but Sherlock stopped him. "Don't you want to see what happens?" He asked.

"Jesus, Sherlock. That's my wife." John peaked through the doorway, "Kissing another woman."

"And look at you." Sherlock pointed to him. Half naked with an empty load with another man." He did have a point. John sighed and watched as his wife gave love to another woman.

"Okay, that's enough." John put his shirt on and went outside before Sherlock could stop him. "Mary!" He was almost yelling. Mary and her partner immediately stopped what they were doing and turned to face John.

"John!" Mary quickly got up and buttoned the top half of her shirt. She had changed into a different outfit when she was at the gym. "This isn't what it loo-"

"Oh, shut up," Sherlock exclaimed.

"Sherlock!" John turned towards him.

"What? This is exactly what it looks like. Her hair's a mess, her shirt was unbuttoned, and there is another bloody woman in the flat. What else could this be, John?" Sherlock started to yell but then lowered his voice.

"I'm so sorry, John." Mary went over to him and put a hand on his arm but he moved away. Mary looked down but noticed Sherlock's pants were unbuttoned and unzipped, meaning that h wasn't just coming from the bathroom. "Were you two just...?" She trailed off.

"Well, I guess we both have secrets." John sighed.

****A/N****

Lol sorry, I got lazy at the end but oh well. I also didn't put too much smut in cause I'm saving that for later ;) anyways hope y'all enjoyed it!!!! Don't forget to vote and add this to your reading lists so you don't miss an update. LY!!!!

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(Oh yeah I'm doing word counts now)