Klein in front of his uniformed household employees.
Klein: "I have some bad news and good news for you."
Employees looked worried.
Klein: "Today is Friday the 13th."
Employees looked worried and a little scared.
Klein: "Wala kayong sweldo ngayon."
Employees looked worried, some were scared and others were confused.
Dark: "Wala na nga akong increase, di pa ako makakasuweldo ngayon? Paking shit ka, Klein."
Klein: "I just gave you a raise two weeks ago, Jani."
Dark: "Paker. Di Jani pangalan ko."
Klein: "Jani. Short for janitor. Gusto mo lagyan ko pa ng epilyido--"
Dark: "Huwag na--"
Klein: "Fish."
Raphael: "Boss, hindi pa talaga nila araw ng sweldo ngayon. Sa Monday pa."
Klein: "That's the good news. Happy Friday the 13th!"
Raphael: *poker face*
Employees: *poker face*
Chandelier: *poker face*
Mop: *poker face*
Dark: "Paking shit ka pa din, Klein."
Klein: *poker face*
BINABASA MO ANG
David Klein Cristobal (snippets)
AdventureJust random scenes I wrote for these men I considered my 'pets'. Wag seryosohin ang lahat ng inyong mababasa sa kwentong ito. Pantanggal ko lang to ng stress sa trabaho.
