Slytherin at Ilvermorny
"I'm pretty sure all the talking heads would have asked for me."
"Shut up, we both know that even the talking heads wouldn't want you."
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"I actually miss the dungeons. Why is everything so bright and sterile?"
"It's called "modern." Americans seem to like it."
"Well, I don't. They should have redecorated the school for our visit."
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"I have absolutely no idea what House I would be in here."
"Same! The Houses here are like at Hogwarts, but they got rid of us and replaced us with the violent Gryffindors and the adventurous Gryffindors."
"Pah, you mean Wampus? Gryffindors aren't warriors, we are."
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"What the heck is Quodpot?"
"I dunno. YES, HIT HIM!"
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"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP YELLING ABOUT POLITICS AND FREEDOM?
"I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A STEREOTYPE.
"BUT IT'S TRUE."
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Why Slytherins are Awesome
FanfictionWhy does Slytherin always get the bad record? After all a Slytherin will only stab you in the back when you do it first... **Companion to "Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome"** (completed)
