Slytherins in School

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1.) Groaning at the cringey videos

2.) "I know more about technology than my tech teacher."

3.) Pretending not to care about class games, but secretly needing to win because of how competitive you are

4.) Large sweaters and sweatshirts to hide in

5.) Doodling 24/7

6.) "I'm not going to be able to make it through the week."

"Dude, it's Friday."

"So?"

7.) Taking hard classes and being too proud to back out

8.) Teachers say class rank is not a competition... they lie.

9.) "How does the American school system work again?"

10.) "How the heck does the French school system work? I give up!"

11.) "Look, school's not about learning. It's about standardized test scores!"

12.) Saying you're not going to procrastinate. (Lying to yourself.)

13.) Laughing when people say you're smart

"Look, I get good grades, but I'm an idiot!"

14.) "You have an essay due tomorrow."

"No, thanks."

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