Disclaimer: Yes, I know that Hogwarts is in Scotland. Let's just pretend.
1.) Hiding when it's time to do the dishes.
2.) "I'm thankful for my phone."
"Can't you think of anything better than that, dear?"
"I'm thankful for food."
3.) What even is stuffing?
4.) Slytherin A: "It's basically Christmas, right?"
Slytherin B: "No! Stop! It's not December!"
5.) Chasing turkeys
6.) Giggling when your vegetarian cousin says "tofurkey" because, let's face it, that's the best word ever.
7.) Being the first at the table
8.) Wearing a r e a l l y big sweater
9.) What even is cranberry sauce?
10.) Dressing up your pets (or siblings) as pilgrims. Better yet, dressing your dog as a turkey leg.
11.) "Let's stop talking and start eating!"
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Why Slytherins are Awesome
FanfictionWhy does Slytherin always get the bad record? After all a Slytherin will only stab you in the back when you do it first... **Companion to "Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome"** (completed)
