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Super Slytherin hates being woken up to go save the world, but they always force themselves to get up.
Sometimes, Super Slytherin saves the world with a cup of coffee in their hand.
Super Slytherin always likes to pretend they're in a superhero movie. In fact, they're petitioning Marvel to create one.
Super Slytherin loves to use sarcasm on villains, and they always win in a battle of wits.
Super Slytherin would like to have powers like ElastaGirl so they can reach the TV remote.
Super Slytherin is very confident, so no one ever knows that they have no idea what they're doing.
Gryffindor is the big strong dude that leads the time
Ravenclaw makes the plans
Hufflepuff keeps the team together
But Slytherin takes the bad guys down
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Why Slytherins are Awesome
FanficWhy does Slytherin always get the bad record? After all a Slytherin will only stab you in the back when you do it first... **Companion to "Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome"** (completed)
