Life's Little Bumps

Chapter Two

"ELLE LILLY JONES GET OVER HERE SO I CAN HUG YOU TO DEATH," is the first thing I heard after I walked into the quad. I turn around to find my best friend, Yassy, behind me. I ran up to her and gave her a giant hug. I hadn't seen her since last year since she spent her whole summer in Wyoming.

"You are going to be proud of me," I said with excitement in my voice. I pulled out my phone and showed her pictures of Gage.

"Please say he goes here so I can threate- I mean introduce myself," Yassy shouted over the loud middle school crowd.

"Nope. He goes to Stanson. He's a sophomore," I nonchalantly informed. She wrenched her neck to look at me as fast as she could. Her jaw dropped in amazement. Before she could say anything, the bell rang to go to first period. I winked at her before turning around to go to my advanced English class.

PERIOD 1

"Well if it isn't Elle. You look mighty cynical today," Matt, the main fuckboy of the school, stated as I walked into the classroom. I rolled my eyes, hoping he would understand I didn't want to talk to him. He grabbed my arm and pulled me closer to him when I tried to walk away.

"What is your deal? I. Don't. Want. To. Talk. To. You. Now let me go before I punch you in your non-existent dick," I demanded. I had been dealing with his harassing since last year. He was all bark and no bite. I slid past him as he dropped my hand.

"Awe come on Elle. You know I could pull you if I tried," he whispered into my ear. Like I said before, he is all bark and no bite. While it was still frightening to think of me and him together, I knew it was never going to happen.

"Sorry but I have standards. Now I suggest you leave me alone before I rip your dick completely off," I whispered back. I wasn't afraid of him. He was just a little boy with a penis for a brain.

"Hello class. I'm Mr. Molosagu. Welcome to English Accelerated," the teacher groaned. Why did he remind me of Danny Devito? Was it his haircut? His squishy face? His circular body? I don't know. It was just something about him. Hm.