The Wild Ones

Friends...Who the FUCK needs em'?

"Wake up, sleeping ugly!" Jacob shouted over my head as he pulled back the curtains, revealing the sunlight. "Go away" I said in a sour tone, pulling the sheets back over my head. He pulled them enough to see my face, "This is MY room and I have all rights to this room" I pushed him and sat up "My God, you're irritating" 

"It's what I aim for" he poked my boob, "Don't touch that" I hid them with his sheets "We're staying in today so go do whatever you have to do. I bought donuts and other stuff while you were sleeping" he kissed my forehead and left out so I could get ready. 

I got up and went to his bathroom to take a shower and found a bottle of  Midnight Brown Permanent hair dye with a sticky note taped to it saying, "I was being serious last night; get that bullshit out of your head". Wow, isn't he the sweetest. I took a shower and used the dye he bought for me. It was nice seeing my original color back. I finally looked like Bianca, and not Swiper the fucking fox. I put on the Nike sports bra I brought in my bag, my bunny slippers and a pair of his sweats. I came downstairs to him playing with a baby. She looked about one year. "Who's baby?" He ignored my question and commented on my hair, "Nice hair, So much brown, less Orange"  he continued to play with the baby and feed her donuts. I sat by him on the floor and she came to me and hugged me. "How old is she?" 

"She's one" Well I was correct

"Hey pretty girl!" and unlike some shy one year olds, she actually spoke back "Heyyy!" she said in a loud tone. She had curly hair all down her back, light brown eyes and cutest smile in the world. She left to sit in front of his flat screen and watched Spongebob. "Baby cousin?" I asked, "Yup, we're babysitting her today"

"Aww well, she seems easy to watch" He looked at me and laughed, "It's too early to be making jokes" He obviously had some bad experiences with her before. "Come on, it can't be that hard, look at Blaize" 

"Blaize is calm; Esmeralda isn't so calm all the time unless you give her food" So that explained the 3 boxes of Krispie Kreme donuts. "I doubt that"

3 hours into babysitting, everything was distroyed. Papers were everywhere, donuts in strange places of the house, chairs and tables were knocked over, and we even lost her 4 times. "What did I tell you" He pushed my forehead and continued to look for Esmeralda. "Stop trying to injure me!" I kicked him in his side and he threw me into the wall, "Do you really wanna do this, or find my crazy Aunt's child before she gets here in twenty minutes?" I rolled my eyes and went to look for Esmeralda. 

With 3 minutes to spare, we found her in the pantry, sleeping next to an open bag of Doritos."Well isn't this cute?" He picked her up and got her bags and set them by the door. "That's not how you leave someone's child to pick them up!" I got her from by the door and laid her down on the couch. "You're a terrible babysitter"

"You're the one who lost her three out of four times! I only lost her once!" 

"So what! You fell asleep on her and she-" The front door opened and his aunt walked in for her kid. "So, how was she?" she asked, looking around at the mess. We both gave her a tired look, "Okay well, I'll just take her now" She picked her up and got her stuff

"Yeah, you do that" Jacob snapped and started cleaning up.

The next Thursday after school, Jacob and I sat in the school parking lot in his car. "Anybody sent you a little song or poem about Rachel? Trey sent it to me" He showed me the text, and it read 'Rachel, stand and recieve this award, I am pleased to pronounce you a whore; Rachel, you're such a disease, you're the queen of the sleaze, rule the streets from your knees' . My mouth hit the seat, "Who made this up?" 

"I think Trey did" He shrugged, He got phone call from Trey a few minutes after the text. Jacob put it on speaker

"You got my text?" He laughed