Voiceless Prince

chapter one: Ticki

(Ship horning) "huh am late.
Am always late,I never do things early. For Christ sake they made me dumb, not deaf,why can't I wake up early...or am I getting deaf " he stood up straight and used his fingers to poke his ears.

(then a voice from outside said) "get out of my property u wretch"kens land lady said shouting at the top of her voice.

"Nope am not,am totally not,if I were I wouldn't be able to here miss fatty...at least that whats I hear people call her....but I call her miss trashy...sassy...(laugh)miss boldy.....(laugh again)she is bold.....am sure she wish she had my hair(ship horning again)shoot am late again" ken said,as he run towards the door to where the ships where....he was about to stowaway .He ran towards a barrel which was about to be taken to the ship for shipping .He opened the barrel. "huh wine...... at least I would have enough wine to fill my self with.....(chuckle)I can't even remember the last time I had one" ken said as he jumped into the barrel of wine "mmmmmh grape wine...my fav....."ken said before being interrupted by voices outside the barrel.

"Joggy, come give me a hand lifting this barrel to the ship"the voice said.

"Joggy!does he jog every day?"ken wondered squeezing his face into taughts."he may even be fat...tsk tsk and they call him joggy"ken said still wondering.

"But boss u know am too fat to lift that up"joggy said scratching his butt.

"Haaaaaa,(chuckling)God am good at this.....now his boss will call him lazy"ken said putting his fingers out and concentrating at what the boss was going to say.

"Don't tell me trash"the boss said turning to pick the barrel .ken still focusing to hear the word lazy.

"Waaiiiit for it"ken said concentrating whole heartedly eager to hear the word lazy.

And then "lazy fool."the boss said turning back to insult joggy.

"Haaaaaaaaa,I new it........it never changes(chuckles)......wooooooo"ken said as they lifted the barrel of wine towards the ship.