(Celina is in the airplane, she is sitting close to the window. The airplane attendant comes to meet her.)
Attendant: (Speaking phonetics.) Excuse me madam what do you want?
Celina: Wetin una have?
Attendant: Excuse me madam, what did you say?
Celina: Wetin una have jare?
Attendant: Madam I don't understand you.
Celina: You talk say you no understand wetin I dey talk abi?
(Everyone in the plane look at her.)
Attendant: Madam, please speak up I have some other people to attend to.
Celina: Wetin dey wuk you now?
Attendant: Please speak English.
Celina: Alrightz, engilish, I go speak am. Please wetin you have?
Attendant: I don't understand you. (Ignores her and leaves.)
Celina: Shuuuuuuuh. (She gets up and drags the attendant by her hair.)
Attendant: (Screams.) Ouch.
Celina: Wetin dey ouch you? You no know say you dey deal with Warri girl. Ah! (Fights her and people come to separate them.)
Attendant: She's a tiger. (Crying bitterly.)
Celina: (Still eager to fight.) I go resume for your case oh.
(One hour later she is sitting sipping chapman, she brings out her phone.)
Celina: Make I call Mama say I don near Amirica. (Calls her Mother.)
Hello Mama. How that side dey now? I don near Amirica. When I con get there... (Speaks phonetics.) I go drop a call. (She laughs and continues.) Alrightz Mama when I get there I go call you proper eh.
(She drops the phone in her bag.)
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The Climax: Two States One Love
HumorCelina a native of Warri, leaves her home for Abroad to fulfill her big dreams. She lives with her Uncle and comes in contact with different people. What happened to her while away from home?
