(Martins arrives at his walk place. He goes to meet the security in order to collect the key of his office.)
Martins: Good day sir.
Security: Good day sir.
Martins: My keys.
Security: Number what sir?
Martins: Number fifty.
(The security agent searches for it and doesn't find it.)
Security: Excuse me sir it is not here.
Martins: (Angrily.) What do you mean, my keys are missing?
Security: (Remembers something.) Excuse me sir, a woman came in here and forcefully collected your key, she even came with gun so we all had to agree with her.
Martins: Then call the cops.
Security: She threatened us that we should not dare call the cops.
Martins: Why?
Security: Unless she will kill you and everyone here.
Martins: Alright let me go and see the person.
Security: Alright.
(Martins goes to his office and immediately he is about to enter the person masked covers his mouth and drags him into his office and locks the door. The person shows him a gun and tells him "Where are your monies bring them out here now.")
Martins: Please, open the drawer and take the money.
The Person: Don't dare take a step.
(The person opens his drawer and takes all his money and puts it in a bag and leaves.)
Martins: My money, God what will I do, where will I start from, where for God sake?
(The person enters a cab and removes the mask, it is Celina.)
Celina: He is so stupid. (Laughs.) Very stupid, he no even notice say na me. Na confirm dollars be this. (She brings out her gun and points it to the American driver.) Now comot from this vehicle.
Driver: Please I use the name of God to beg you, please I beg you.
Celina: The idiot no go no say na fake gun I dey carry so. (To the driver.) I say comot, leave, get down, I go blow your head.
(The driver brings out his gun.)
Driver: Shuuuuh, say you think I no here pidgin English abi, oya your hand for your head.
Celina: Abeg, na joke, I no mean am for real.
Driver: Oya get down.
Celina: Thank you.
(She gets down from the cab.)
LIGHT FADES
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The Climax: Two States One Love
HumorCelina a native of Warri, leaves her home for Abroad to fulfill her big dreams. She lives with her Uncle and comes in contact with different people. What happened to her while away from home?
