(Martins is preparing to go to work. He puts on his blazer, picks up his briefcase and goes to the exit of the house. He meets Celina waiting at the door, dressed gorgeously and chewing gum.)
Martins: What is it Celina?
Celina: Uncle I one follow you go out.
Martins: You can't be waiting for me in my workplace, are you so jobless. You better go stick up your ass to your chair and keep your freaking pins in your room.
Celina: Wat Uncle? How you con dey blow grammar like this? No be simple talk I blow? shuuuuuuuh.
Martins: I don't have time to listen to your stupid talks.
Celina: Uncle no talk like this.
(Martins leaves the house.)
Celina: Unc...unc... unc... Wetin dey do this man?
(Matthew hears her and meets her.)
Matthew: Celina don't dare say such nonsense to my Dad again unless...
Celina: (Cuts in abruptly.) Unless what? Unless what yan me now?
Matthew: (Points his index finger towards her.) You'll have me to face, I'm warning you.
Celina: Wetin you think you be? Children of nowadays. If I slap you, you go give testimony say you don number the stars, idiot.
Matthew: Who do you think you are? So you think you can come to this house and cause problem, mark my words you will be thrown out of this house very soon.
(Celina pushes him and he hit his butt on the floor hard and he begins to cry.)
Celina: Shush, shush. (She runs out of the house.)
LIGHT FADES
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The Climax: Two States One Love
HumorCelina a native of Warri, leaves her home for Abroad to fulfill her big dreams. She lives with her Uncle and comes in contact with different people. What happened to her while away from home?
